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“Jack and the Beanstalk”

or teh green shoots of recovery

Monday 20th December
2010, 2pm GMT

jonhickman Support #Twitpanto 2010, add a #twibbon now! - http://twb.ly/dZyta6 - Create one here - http://twb.ly/f02AU3 13:00:43
graphiquillan Twitpanto starts in just under an hour (2pm GMT). Now's a good time to stock up on the noisiest snacks you can find #twitpanto 13:04:22
jonhickman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO379gLDebY#t=4m15s "hey I've been turned into a cow..." #twitpanto 13:07:10
graphiquillan @jonhickman your avatar has mooooooved me #twitpanto 13:07:41
jonhickman My #twitpanto avatar was taken in front of my favourite sledging location. It is a Guernsey cow. They are the best cows. Here end the facts 13:10:07
cataspanglish @graphiquillan if that journalist isn't careful, I'll "extradite" them to Never, Never Land #stikibeaks #twitpanto 13:11:21
graphiquillan @joannageary *draws over self with highlighter pen* I, too, have highlighted my bits :) #twitpanto 13:13:09
getgood Getting rather excited now.... RT @graphiquillan Catch #twitpanto as it happens at http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 13:16:39
graphiquillan @tobynutter The Sound of Music. Julie Andrews belting it out #twitpanto 13:19:06
graphiquillan @ChrisUnitt *holes up in a mansion* *taps frantically at laptop* #twitpanto 13:20:56
dracos Getting into costume for#twitpanto 13:21:19
jonhickman @tobynutter #twitpanto has it's own soundtrack courtesy of @mazzawoo 13:21:45
twitpanto Just over 1/2 an hour to Twitter's biggest threat to UKPLC… #twitpanto Saddle up here: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:22:12
swearynews Costume? I'm getting into character. You've got to take the craft seriously... #twitpanto 13:23:47
cataspanglish just had a couple of bowls of broth and some of that @media140 cava - forgot to grind bones to make bread though #twitpanto #fail 13:23:54
cataspanglish RT @twitpanto: Just over 1/2 an hour to Twitter's biggest threat to UKPLC… #twitpanto Saddle up here: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:24:33
bounder oooh i'm soooo kooky #twitpanto 13:26:05
graphiquillan RT @catnip: Looking forward to #twitpanto live at 2pm. Watch it at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ and use #twitpanto to be in the aud ... 13:26:41
benjiw Just having a quick polish of my pumpkins on my farm on farmville before #twitpanto starts. 13:26:54
cataspanglish just noticed I don't come in till scene 2 act 2 - think I'll have a bit of a siesta *yawns* #twitpanto 13:27:53
mandyrose1 warming up the vocal cords ready for some heavy duty shouting #twitpanto 13:28:27
graphiquillan *swings round* *floors several people with wings* Sorry about that #twitpanto 13:29:01
swearynews @snowblind You can watch #twitpanto even if you're excited. 13:32:58
graphiquillan *crosses legs* *jiggles about* Gawwwd, I'm dying for a Wiki #twitpanto 13:33:14
mandyrose1 don't forget its #twitpanto in around 20 mins..... 13:34:58
cataspanglish @graphiquillan be careful, they can leak out everywhere #twitpanto 13:36:05
jonhickman @philipjohn keep still bab, I need to back up to you #twitpanto 13:39:13
graphiquillan In the Green Room, pwning the drinks cabinet. Apparently, I have a choice of Wild Turkey or Um Bongo #twitpanto 13:39:46
graphiquillan I wonder what's in this cupboard..... *aaaarghhhhh* *slams door shut* That's terrifying. There are 4 Anthea Turners in there. #twitpanto 13:41:01
philipjohn Support #Twitpanto 2010, add a #twibbon now! - http://twb.ly/dZyta6 - Create one here - http://twb.ly/f02AU3 13:41:02
jonhickman @graphiquillan wild turkey AND um bongo is a winning combo #twitpanto 13:41:07
jonhickman @philipjohn I can't see you at all - just sort of reach out and pull me on to you #twitpanto 13:42:16
getgood @philipjohn Looking good there! #twitpanto 13:42:34
mandyrose1 @AngryBritain tune into #twitpanto today at 2pm that will get you in the mood 13:42:43
cataspanglish Has anyone seen my um bongo? bones will be ground if anyone's drunk it #twitpanto 13:42:53
graphiquillan Far too much polyester in these costumes. Get too close and we're in serious danger of becoming a set of performing Tesla Coils #twitpanto 13:43:04
graphiquillan @cataspanglish *noisily drinks through straw* #twitpanto 13:44:02
cataspanglish #twitpanto testing the acoustics on stage, behind curtains 13:44:29
mandyrose1 Just been getting some great makeup tips from @Julianclary for #twitpanto 13:45:00
getgood In the dressing room. Who's had my wild turkey and Um Bongo? I can't have anything else on account of my allergies. #twitpanto 13:45:16
cataspanglish @graphiquillan come down here you little minx #twitpanto 13:45:25
graphiquillan *commando crawls into front of house and into aisle 3* *deftly obtains punter's Revels* *munchmunch* *blurk it's a coffee one* :/ #twitpanto 13:45:30
bounder hoorah #twitpanto gets spam already thanks @caterfor you tossers 13:45:42
benjiw *to self* You've played Hamlet, Richard III, Dr Prentice, Mr Sloane. You were born to play this role. #twitpanto 13:45:52
ChrisUnitt Does my ID number look visible in this? #twitpanto 13:45:53
probablydrunk time for a diva type strop *I Demand Red Bull and Meth* #twitpanto 13:46:20
cataspanglish @ChrisUnitt not from up here it isn't #twitpanto 13:46:29
jonhickman @philipjohn decouple! I need to go the loo. Nerves. #twitpanto 13:46:51
graphiquillan I've just accidentally squashed someone called Michael. Sorry about that :/ #mickysqueaks #twitpanto 13:46:52
getgood @ChrisUnitt I couldn't decipher it when you were boshing me over the head. #twitpanto 13:47:08
graphiquillan Quick! Look! A naked person has just run in front of the stage :O #quickystreaks #twitpanto 13:47:51
philipjohn I am now definitely the back end of a cow... thanks to http://bit.ly/hcwrmX but Twibbon won't let me get the #twitpanto on! 13:48:14
cataspanglish I've got a couple of bottles of @media140 cava at a good price if anyone in the audience is interested #twitpanto 13:48:25
philipjohn @jonhickman Go, go! I don't want you smelling me out! #twitpanto 13:48:31
jonhickman @ChrisUnitt is that one of the truncheons that gets bigger, or is it a one size fits all job? #twitpanto 13:48:50
philipjohn Nearly time for #twitpanto.... watch here http://bit.ly/gntvPq 13:48:58
probablydrunk I WANT A GLASS TOPPED COFFEE TABLE, A LENGTH OF RUBBER HOSE AND THE CAST OF 'ANNIE' IN MY DRESSING ROOM NOW #twitpanto 13:49:05
Daneed4 #twitpanto la la la lar la la lar 13:49:15
cybrum Support #Twitpanto 2010, add a #twibbon now! - http://twb.ly/dZyta6 - Create one here - http://twb.ly/f02AU3 13:49:26
dracos If you aren't seeing any other panto this year (or even if you are), come and watch ours now at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ #twitpanto 13:49:40
ChrisUnitt @jonhickman You know how they say that love will find a way? Me too #twitpanto 13:51:01
jonhickman *checks script to make sure there isn't any reference to @chrisunitt's truncheon as well* #twitpanto 13:51:04
swearynews [wets self] Bloody hell, there's a ghost in this 'ere theatre. Where's my proton pack. #twitpanto 13:52:04
cataspanglish 10 minutes till curtain up if we are running on English punctuality - who knows how long if we're on Spanish time concepts #twitpanto 13:52:13
twitpanto Attention! This is a ten minute call to all #twitpanto cast and audience. We have 10mins before the start of the performance. 13:52:19
cataspanglish RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a ten minute call to all #twitpanto cast and audience. We have 10mins before the start of the performance. 13:52:34
benjiw RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a ten minute call to all #twitpanto cast and audience. We have 10mins before the start of the performance. 13:52:51
philipjohn RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a ten minute call to all #twitpanto cast and audience. We have 10mins before the start of the performance. 13:53:23
mazzawoo Phew, just time to struggle into my #twitpanto cozzie - I think I may have put weight on :'( (thanks @alexhughes x) 13:53:56
swearynews That's right, shove and punch to get the last box of sweets from the little window before the shutter comes down #twitpanto 13:54:11
graphiquillan Have any over-excited children in the audience thrown up yet? #twitpanto 13:54:53
cybrum Getting my placard ready (and slipping a couple of snooker balls in my pocket) for the protest #pantouncut #twitpanto 13:55:08
twitpanto Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:55:33
cataspanglish RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:55:53
philipjohn RT @willperrin: follow #twitpanto for some improvised fun this afternoon 13:56:10
ChrisUnitt @James_Rock There'll be no food, no drink and no moving anywhere until I say so #twitpanto 13:58:04
swearynews [peeks through curtains] What a beautiful and attractive looking audience we have today. #twitpanto 13:58:44
bounder @philipjohn @willperrin improvised? Script took me 5 hours! ;) #twitpanto 13:58:47
karmadillo oo oo is it time?! #twitpanto 13:59:55
twitpanto *The curtain raises* *gets stuck a bit* *curtain raises some more* #twitpanto 13:59:57
mandyrose1 My plackards are not quite dry yet #twitpanto 14:00:03
twitpanto Scene One: Welcome to austerity Pantoland, a cold hard place where even hard working single parents are struggling to survive. #twitpanto 14:00:09
benjiw Nadine: Oh woe is me, oh woe is me. We haven't a penny to rub together. What ever shall we do? #twitpanto 14:00:39
probablydrunk Jack: Don't worry mum, nothing is ever as bad as you think. We've got savings. #twitpanto 14:01:12
benjiw Nadine: Had savings, Jack. Some I've spent on booze, fags and Yahoo! shares. The rest I've squandered. #twitpanto 14:01:40
benjiw Nadine: And now we're no longer to get any TMA (tights maintenance allowance) for you… you're going to have to get a job my lad. #twitpanto 14:01:51
probablydrunk Jack: There's no work out there mum, even Snow White is laying men off. #twitpanto 14:02:20
probablydrunk Jack: Dandini's on the dole, Buttons has taken voluntary redundancy, even Puss is now only wearing knock-off Uggs. #twitpanto 14:02:25
benjiw Nadine: I've heard that about her. #twitpanto 14:02:45
probablydrunk Jack: Old King Cole is now being waited on by two volunteer kazooists. #twitpanto 14:03:11
benjiw Nadine: Well then, there's nothing for it. We're going to have to sell Daisy. #twitpanto 14:03:25
benjiw Nadine: Take her to market, Jack. And see you get a good price. #twitpanto 14:03:32
twitpanto Scene Two: So young Jack is sent off to market to sell Daisy the cow. #twitpanto 14:03:51
probablydrunk Jack: Come on Daisy, you'll like it at the market — there's lots of man cows there to meet. #twitpanto 14:04:32
jonhickman Daisy: Bullocks. #twitpanto 14:04:37
probablydrunk Jack: No, there are, really. #twitpanto 14:05:02
probablydrunk Jack: Where's that bloody cow got to? #twitpanto 14:05:22
twitpanto Where is Daisy audience? #twitpanto 14:06:03
twitpanto But when Jack got to market he was in for a surprise. #twitpanto 14:06:39
getgood Jeremy: You can't come in. We're staging a sit in. Shutting the market #mademesmile. #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:06:52
probablydrunk Jack: where boy and girls? #twitpanto 14:07:00
dracos Jocasta: The market is owned by Sir Philip The Green, he owes six billion groats in back taxes and we're protesting. #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:07:18
philipjohn Daisy: *kicks legs out at mention of Sir Philip Green* #twitpanto 14:07:55
cybrum Jeremy: Next we're off to picket TopShoppe. #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:08:58
cybrum @getgood What do we want? Pants? #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:10:40
probablydrunk Jack: Oh let me in, I've got to sell this cow or my mother and me will starve. #twitpanto 14:10:53
mandyrose1 Jocasta: And then to PHS, Panto Home Store #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:10:54
TomAttwood The Butcher: I'll buy the cow, young sir. #twitpanto 14:11:06
jonhickman Daisy: mooooooooooooooo! #twitpanto 14:11:12
TomAttwood @tom_watson The Butcher: I have no money, but I will trade you this sack of magic beans for the beast. #twitpanto 14:12:22
TomAttwood The Butcher: It's the best offer you'll get. #twitpanto 14:12:44
philipjohn Daisy: *kicks the butcher, HARD* #twitpanto 14:13:42
probablydrunk Jack: Oh no it isn't. #twitpanto 14:14:31
twitpanto Is it the best deal Jack will get for Daisy audience? #twitpanto 14:15:11
jonhickman Daisy: moo moo moo moosn't #twitpanto 14:15:36
cybrum @jonhickman Run out of milk for my coffee here, can I squeeze your udders #twitpanto 14:15:44
probablydrunk Jack: Magic beans? You must think I have all the economic nous of an old Etonian. #twitpanto 14:16:24
twitpanto The butcher took Daisy off to investigate the King's wine cellar, and Jack trudged home alone. #twitpanto 14:16:36
twitpanto Suddenly Assangelina the Good Fairy appears. #twitpanto 14:17:10
graphiquillan Assangelina: Jack, I've something to tell you. #twitpanto 14:17:16
probablydrunk Jack: Who are you? #twitpanto 14:17:44
graphiquillan Assangelina: I'm your Guardian angel, keeper of the secrets. #twitpanto 14:17:52
graphiquillan Assangelina: Those beans are magic, you must plant them. You will find great riches. And also Dick Whittington wears a wig. #twitpanto 14:18:02
graphiquillan Assangelina: Oh and by the way… have you ever thought of becoming a Scientologist? Or a Mormon? #twitpanto 14:18:13
probablydrunk Jack: Those sects took me by surprise. #twitpanto 14:18:38
twitpanto Scene Three: Jack's mum wasn't happy. #twitpanto 14:18:51
benjiw Nadine: Stupid boy! I sent you to sell our last cow and you bring me beans? #twitpanto 14:19:07
benjiw Nadine: I sent you out for Lemsip and you bought a suppository. For all the good it did I may as well have stuck it up my arse. #twitpanto 14:19:21
probablydrunk @probablydrunk Jack: Magic beans mum, it's not like I've swapped Daisy for a can of Heinz. #twitpanto 14:19:38
benjiw Nadine: At least we could eat them, I may as well sling these out of the bloody window. #twitpanto 14:20:10
twitpanto Scene One: While Jack and his mum sleep hungry, the magic beans grew. By the next morning the beanstalk reached the clouds. #twitpanto 14:20:31
twitpanto (this is Act II btw!) #twitpanto 14:21:09
probablydrunk @probablydrunk Jack: Mum, mum look—the beans have grown like off of the Internet. http://fybeanstalks.tumblr.com/ #twitpanto 14:21:11
benjiw Nadine: So we've got a big shaft in the back garden—what good's it going to do us?. #twitpanto 14:21:43
probablydrunk Jack: About as much as you changing your Facebook picture to the witch out of Terrahawks will do to stop peados. #twitpanto 14:22:31
benjiw Nadine: You cheeky sod, that's my new hairdo. #twitpanto 14:23:09
probablydrunk Jack: Anyway it's there, and I'm going to climb it. #twitpanto 14:23:30
twitpanto So Jack got out his crampons and mounted the shaft. He climbed and climbed until he reached the clouds. #twitpanto 14:23:44
probablydrunk Jack: My God, that's high. Where am I? Good Fairy what are you doing here? #twitpanto 14:24:16
cybrum @ChrisUnitt Put the 'kettle' on, there's a good chap. #twitpanto 14:24:19
graphiquillan Assangelina: This is the land of the Giant, you must defeat him to fulfil your destiny.... #twitpanto 14:24:26
graphiquillan Assangelina: ... And also Mother Goose knocks 10 years off her 'panto age' #twitpanto 14:24:35
graphiquillan Assangelina: Look over yonder, see his castle. Great riches lie within. And also The Old Woman in the shoe eats odor eaters. #twitpanto 14:24:49
twitpanto Scene Two: Jack sneaks through a crack in the door and into the castle. #twitpanto 14:25:06
cataspanglish The Giant: (on phone) I don't care if taxes are up. Robin Hood's got a week to get his shit together or he gets blown sky high. #twitpanto 14:25:20
swearynews The Chicken: Squaaark! Bloody Hell that was a big one. #twitpanto 14:25:34
cataspanglish The Giant: Another golden egg. Good bird!  #twitpanto 14:25:43
swearynews The Chicken: Get me to a vet, Gideon. This isn't bleeding natural. It is however, bleeding. #twitpanto 14:25:54
cataspanglish The Giant: Enough! Harp! Some music. #twitpanto 14:26:09
swearynews The Chicken: Another bastard. #twitpanto I'm gonna kill the golden cock. 14:26:16
mazzawoo The Harp: ♫… your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside… ♫ #twitpanto 14:26:32
cataspanglish The Giant: Yawwwn. All this Gianting is making me tired, a nap before more volunteer loan sharking I think. #twitpanto 14:26:49
mazzawoo The Harp: ♫… your Subaru, I've a horse outside… ♫ #twitpanto 14:26:50
cybrum @benjiw I've heard you can fit 29 Chilean miners in your big shaft? #twitpanto 14:27:09
mazzawoo The Harp: …ish Gas a tariff that is only going up 20% this year. #twitpanto 14:27:09
mazzawoo The Harp: ♫… Hi, I'm Maria from Harpify. … ♫ #twitpanto 14:27:24
swearynews The Chicken: Squuaaarrrrk! Bastard What're you doing? #twitpanto 14:27:34
probablydrunk @probablydrunk Jack: @swearynews You're coming with me. You've laid enough eggs for this Giant. #twitpanto 14:27:58
probablydrunk Jack: A magic harp, golden eggs, just like the fairy said. Enough to buy back the cow and be rich! #twitpanto 14:28:16
cataspanglish The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I hear the voice of a proletarian. #twitpanto 14:28:26
twitpanto With his hands full of chicken and harp, Jack ran back down to safety. #twitpanto 14:28:38
twitpanto Scene Three: Two inarticulate teenagers are wondering through our social space. #twitpanto 14:28:57
Daneed4 Romeo: @karmadillo Juliet, U haz my art enit, even those U wer once a fella! *poke*. #twitpanto 14:29:06
karmadillo Juliet: @Daneed4 awwww and I <3 u 2 Romeo, innit. #twitpanto 14:29:16
Daneed4 Romeo: LOL!!! U is well worth a poking ja get me. Big up 2 facebookers #twitpanto 14:29:29
karmadillo Juliet: Look! Itz a giant beanstalk, innit tho?! Fo shizzle! #twitpanto 14:29:55
cataspanglish @pdavenne you wanna make something of it? #twitpanto 14:30:04
Daneed4 Romeo: @karmadillo Juliet, back atcha, but dat aint now beanstalk!*blink* I heart u Juliet! #twitpanto 14:30:11
probablydrunk Jack: You two don't half go on. Get out of the way. Anyone would think you'd been paid to be here. #twitpant 14:31:00
benjiw Nadine: Jack, I'm so glad you're safe. #twitpanto 14:31:17
probablydrunk Jack: There is a castle up there, and in there lives a Giant who expects other people to do his work for him. I stole these. #twitpanto 14:31:57
benjiw Nadine: A chicken, well it'll do for tea I suppose. And the harp might fetch a few groats. #twitpanto 14:32:36
probablydrunk Jack: These are magic mum, the chicken lays golden eggs and the harp plays Unlimited music, plus a few adverts. #twitpanto 14:33:01
mazzawoo The Harp: Upgrade to Hapify pro for only ten groats a month. #twitpanto 14:33:14
cataspanglish RT @pdavenne: To all those who're not following #twitpanto, shame on you ;-) 14:33:26
benjiw Nadine: Those were your father’s! They were taken off us in inheritance tax when he died. Justice is served! #twitpanto 14:33:51
probablydrunk Jack: We're rich! Beyond our wildest dreams, I may even have a crack with the Princess. #twitpanto 14:34:22
benjiw Nadine: Oooh and I can afford to go get vajazzled. #twitpanto 14:34:59
twitpanto Should Nadine get vajazzled audience? #twitpanto 14:35:05
benjiw Nadine: Oh yes I can... #twitpanto 14:35:35
twitpanto OK, now it's ACT III (See! I knew I could remember if I put my mind to it!) #twitpanto 14:36:27
twitpanto Scene One: Later that night Gideon the Giant was awoken by a terrible howling. Albeit with a phat bass line. #twitpanto 14:36:40
probablydrunk Jack: dear god, oh no she shouldnt. #twitpanto 14:36:42
benjiw Nadine: Oh yes I should, bitches! #twitpanto 14:37:03
cataspanglish The Giant: W-who are you? What do you want? #twitpanto 14:37:05
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: T'night ya will be visited ba tree spirits. Dey will show you de error a I and I ways. #twitpanto 14:37:12
cataspanglish The Giant: The error of my ways? I was living here quietly on a cloud and I keep getting robbed. My cook has left, I'm starving. #twitpanto 14:37:23
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: No Woman, No Pie. #twitpanto 14:37:28
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: I and I are de ghost of your former business partner. #twitpanto 14:37:47
cataspanglish The Giant:I've never had a business partner, Gianting is strictly a Sole Trader industry. #twitpanto 14:37:56
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: Ah, Ja! Ave I took de wrong turnin' again? #twitpanto 14:38:09
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: I and I aven't been well since dat Danny Baker trod on me foot. #twitpanto 14:38:26
benjiw Nadine: Oh I'm so happy Jack, we've enough money to live on, and if that bloody harp would just shut up life would be perfect. #twitpanto 14:40:11
benjiw Nadine: Put the kettle on. #twitpanto 14:40:32
ChrisUnitt Sgt Wagner: Yes ma'am, 200 students contained in the Castle courtyard. #twitpanto 14:40:40
ChrisUnitt Sgt Wagner: They're cold and wet, it's so funny I've nearly pissed myself. #twitpanto 14:40:58
ChrisUnitt Sgt Wagner: Which is ironic, because… #twitpanto 14:41:11
probablydrunk Jack: Mum, I can't rest. I've struck out with the Princess, despite the money she won't marry me. #twitpanto 14:41:21
benjiw Nadine: Ohh I love a Royal Wedding. And I could do with some new crockery. #twitpanto 14:41:39
probablydrunk Jack: Maybe, I… #twitpanto 14:41:59
graphiquillan Assangelina: You must slay the giant. That way you'll get the respect of the Princess, and btw Abanazer is gay. #twitpanto 14:42:10
twitpanto So to slay the Giant, and by extension lay the girl. Jack climbs up the beanstalk one last time. #twitpanto 14:42:23
probablydrunk I just ousted Gideon G. as the mayor of The Giant's Castle on @foursquare! http://foursquare.com/venue/14365301 #twitpanto 14:42:44
cataspanglish The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I see the checkin of a Foursquarian #twitpanto 14:42:54
mazzawoo The Harp: ♫… unlimited music… ♫ #twitpanto 14:42:58
twitpanto Jack runs from the Castle, and climbs down the beanstalk with the Giant in hot pursuit #twitpanto 14:43:22
cataspanglish The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the lack of good roles for giants, and it hurts. #twitpanto 14:43:36
probablydrunk Jack: Mum, fetch my axe #twitpanto 14:44:02
benjiw Nadine: Quickly Jack, he's behind you! #twitpanto 14:44:31
mandyrose1 Jocasta: Stop the Cuts *shoutingshakingfists* #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:44:42
probablydrunk @probablydrunk Jack: Christ won't this axe chop quicker, the Giant is gaining. #twitpanto 14:45:16
dracos Jocasta: Stop the cuts! #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:45:29
mazzawoo The Harp: Let’s take a little tour of the features that make Harpify such a pleasure to use . . . #twitpanto 14:45:50
cataspanglish The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum… #twitpanto 14:46:51
twitpanto The Pantoland Daily is out! http://upthear.se/1qm ▸ Top stories today by @oldmotherhubbard @pussinboots @aladdin #twitpanto 14:47:01
twitpanto Finally the beanstalk fell and the giant plummeted to his death. Which shows the danger of keeping your assets in the cloud. #twitpanto 14:47:15
benjiw Nadine: My son the hero! #twitpanto 14:47:42
bounder @bounder Princess: And so masterful with that large tool. #twitpanto 14:47:48
probablydrunk Jack: Oh Princess! #twitpanto 14:48:13
bounder @bounder Princess: Oh Jack, my hero #twitpanto 14:48:18
twitpanto This ending has been blocked by @edvaizey as it may contain adult scenes. Get your hands out of your pants, filthy peasants. #twitpanto 14:48:31
swearynews The Chicken: [Bows] I'm now available in the Lobby as Bernard Matthews memorial golden chicken twislers. #twitpanto 14:49:27
twitpanto *Curtain descends* *Curtain rises for cast to take a bow" #twitpanto 14:49:27
Daneed4 RT @parboo: #twitpanto hurrah, hurrah more more where's the feel good song gone? 14:49:42
benjiw *waves to #twitpanto audience* 14:49:50
graphiquillan Assangelina: *takes a bow* *dodges flying poison dart* #twitpanto 14:50:04
ChrisUnitt Sgt Wagner: *bows* #twitpanto 14:50:21
Daneed4 Congrats to all and a big thank you to @bounder xx #twitpanto 14:50:27
karmadillo Can I get this frock off now?! And start using proper grammar?! #twitpanto 14:50:29
probablydrunk *BOWS, CURTIES, AND DEMANDS FLOWERS AND HOOKERS* #twitpanto 14:50:48
philipjohn @jonhickman *click* off you go sir #twitpanto 14:50:50
jonhickman *bows* thank you, lovely audience. #twitpanto 14:50:58
mandyrose1 *waves fist at audience* cut cut #twitpanto 14:51:15
gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: Tank you, tank you. Now where the after shoo party at? Am tirsty. #twitpanto 14:51:20
benjiw @Kfyra *weeps* You like me! You really really like me! *weeps* #twitpanto 14:51:24
jonhickman @philipjohn you're such a gentle man #twitpanto 14:51:25
ChrisUnitt Sgt Wagner: *applauds @bounder and takes Assangelina away for a quiet chat* #twitpanto 14:51:28
karmadillo *snort* You should SEE @jonhickman & @philipjohn backstage WITHOUT the costume!! :O #twitpanto 14:51:41
cataspanglish *bows* *swigs cava* moltes gracies #twitpanto 14:51:41
philipjohn @jonhickman Anytime. No, seriously - anytime *creepy stare* #twitpanto 14:51:54
mazzawoo The Harp: Eeek, I've got me strings caught round me vajazzle :'( #twitpanto 14:52:03
philipjohn *blush* RT @karmadillo: *snort* You should SEE @jonhickman & @philipjohn backstage WITHOUT the costume!! :O #twitpanto 14:52:03
jonhickman bear hug for @bounder. Bravo darling, bravo. #twitpanto 14:52:17
dracos *bow* Up on Theatricalia at http://theatricalia.com/d/nds :-) #twitpanto 14:52:29
mandyrose1 when is Joan Collins coming on ? #twitpanto 14:52:34
swearynews Thank you @bounder So, now where are the drugs for the after-party? Or an Epidural [squark] #twitpanto 14:52:42
karmadillo Thank you @twitpanto / @bounder - FABULOUS as ever!! x #twitpanto 14:52:51
twitpanto *Hands a bouquet of flowers to @bounder, the creator of #twitpanto* 14:52:57
benjiw Bravo to @bounder on a cracking script for #twitpanto. The man is a genius! 14:53:10
cybrum RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto - *standing ovation for @Benjiw* 14:53:35
graphiquillan Wings off to @bounder for pulling it off again :) #twitpanto 14:53:36
swearynews Not just a cracking script, but @bounder makes a beautiful princess... #twitpanto 14:53:47
benjiw RT @dracos: *bow* Up on Theatricalia at http://theatricalia.com/d/nds :-) #twitpanto 14:53:47
twitpanto Thank you to @dracos for setting and to all the cast and audience #twitpanto 14:54:31
swearynews Big thanks @ATTA_grrl #twitpanto A back-stage pass for you... 14:54:49
getgood *bows with placard, which hits @chrisunitt over the head* #twitpanto 14:55:04
cataspanglish any revels left anybody? #twitpanto 14:55:16
cybrum RT @peteashton: Congrats to @bounder on another great #twitpanto. I had my doubts but it was marvelous. Relive it at http://beanstalk.tw ... 14:55:57
twitpanto You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:56:14
cataspanglish RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:56:31
gavinwray RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:56:44
karmadillo hahahaha!! RT: @garethhector #twitpanto @Bounder Were you the dog in Neighbours? Oh, Bouncer... # 14:56:52
mandyrose1 German Market anyone - nice pint of beer #twitpanto 14:56:56
karmadillo RT @twitpanto You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:57:22
getgood Bravo to @bounder for awesome script *claps* #twitpanto 14:57:29
graphiquillan RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:57:33
cataspanglish oooh I like this giant look - mind if I hold onto the costume @twitpanto_dir ? #twitpanto 14:58:15
philipjohn RT @getgood: Bravo to @bounder for awesome script *claps* #twitpanto 14:58:24
twitpanto #twitpanto Be careful out there, and check your Christmas Cheer at http://christmasometer.co.uk/ 14:58:46
cataspanglish RT @philipjohn: RT @getgood: Bravo to @bounder for awesome script *claps* #twitpanto 14:58:50
karmadillo Awesome narrator @joannageary! *clap clap* #twitpanto 14:59:09
cataspanglish RT @twitpanto: #twitpanto Be careful out there, and check your Christmas Cheer at http://christmasometer.co.uk/ 14:59:17
benjiw Right, now to scrape this slap off my face & return to "normal". #twitpanto 14:59:33
bounder @cataspanglish I'd be disapointed if you didn't #twitpanto 14:59:41
cataspanglish @benjiw do you think that's all it takes? #twitpanto 15:00:34
benjiw RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 15:00:39
karmadillo @TomSprints ehhh yes ummm I'll ehhhhh opt-out, then, ta! :O #twitpanto 15:03:28
dracos That went very well! Twitter's streaming API was flawless. Thanks to organising @bounder, narrating @joannageary, and all cast #twitpanto 15:04:01
karmadillo Good job, that man @draco :) *claps* #twitpanto 15:05:48
getgood @dracos Thanks for setting a lovely stage and well done @joannageary on grand narration. #twitpanto 15:17:05
bounder @cataspanglish "picaresca " huh? will follow and practice my appalling Spanish #twitpanto #twitpicaresca 15:25:17
paulhenderson RT @dracos: Lights up on the #twitpanto stage: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ (hoping I don't have to ask everyone to refresh at 1.45 ... 12:59:50
shuckle It's nearly time for #twitpanto (cue "oh, no it isn't!") 13:00:30
parboo Best get a shifty if I'm to do a quick whizz round waitrose before the essential #twitpanto. 13:01:29
johnpopham Can they not open the doors earlier for #TwitPanto? It's freezing queueing out here! 13:02:11
proactivepaul may need to adjust my afternoon #TwitPanto cast includes #Riot police & #panto-uncut protesters! http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:04:31
karenstrunks http://twitpic.com/3hqwq5
blinged up my nails for Xmas! Now to put on my posh frock for #twitpanto 13:05:24
proactivepaul RT @graphiquillan Now's a good time to stock up on the noisiest snacks you can find #twitpanto // Oh no it isn't! 13:05:57
pthreadneedle Will be attending #twitpanto this year. How futuristic is that? 13:07:50
joannageary Lines read and highlighted, key characters profiles up in order of appearance, timer at the ready...there's an art to this #twitpanto stuff! 13:07:55
LittleLaura RT @dracos: Lights up on the #twitpanto stage: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ (hoping I don't have to ask everyone to refresh at 1.45 ... 13:08:02
tobynutter Getting ready to watch #twitpanto for the first time. Really looking forward to it! 13:09:57
dullaccountant He's behind you! BOOOOOO! #twitpanto 13:10:57
tobynutter What music would @jonhickman @graphiquillan et al recommend to accompany #twitpanto, or will the website have sound? 13:12:19
proactivepaul via @twitpanto @proactivepaul if you miss #twitpanto, it'll be archived http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk // best news on Twitter this year! 13:12:29
parboo @graphiquillan oh, I will also be late!!! #twitpanto 13:14:29
parboo Seriously good xmas twitter cheer, now in its 3rd year RT @graphiquillan Catch #twitpanto as it happens at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:15:46
hannahdev RT @timesjoanna: As you know, I'm a serious work type, so it'll be @joannageary taking the reigns as the #twitpanto narrator at 2pm! htt ... 13:16:11
pigsonthewing May not attend #twitpanto this year as i) @bounder told me there wasn't one and ii) coughing all way through is not fair on audience or cast 13:19:31
Ilex_Press Ilex is terribly excited about #twitpanto – see if you can guess which character works at Ilex. Oh yes they do. http://is.gd/j4m64 13:19:35
parboo @graphiquillan oh yes I will. Rofl. ;) #twitpanto 13:22:21
catnip Looking forward to #twitpanto live at 2pm. Watch it at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ and use #twitpanto to be in the audience! 13:24:57
jigar_patel Can't wait to watch/see #twitpanto this morning! 13:25:49
Thayer Ooo excited! Missed it last year! RT @dracos Getting into costume for #twitpanto 13:26:10
EvaPalazzetti RT @catnip: Looking forward to #twitpanto live at 2pm. Watch it at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ and use #twitpanto to be in the aud ... 13:27:08
catnip @pigsonthewing there is one! All very last minute. You should come, we'll put you in a box away from the rest of the audience :) #twitpanto 13:27:23
NaomiGreen Just getting myself some lunch before settling down to my first #twitpanto. Excited!!! 13:29:01
IvoryRajkumari Only found out about #twitpanto 5 minutes ago. This'll be interesting. 13:30:39
Joyouscomms RT @mandyrose1: warming up the vocal cords ready for some heavy duty shouting #twitpanto 13:31:15
snowblind if you're bored at 2pm you can watch #twitpanto at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:32:14
2pmisdie RT @snowblind -if you're bored at 2pm you can watch #twitpanto at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:33:37
tobynutter RT @graphiquillan: *crosses legs* *jiggles about* Gawwwd, I'm dying for a Wiki #twitpanto 13:33:45
jemimah_knight Reading tweeters and audience warming up for #Twitpanto at 2pm http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:34:45
kazthomas Getting ready to watch #twitpanto @ 2pm! *Break a Leg* 13:35:45
joannageary OK, *asks timidly as scared of getting stage fright* who's going to be watching #twitpanto? 13:39:13
timesjoanna @caitlinmoran Any chance of getting some expert heckling from yourself for #twitpanto? :) (I'm narrating see...) http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 13:40:18
tobynutter @twitpanto I cant seem to sign in on the page, anyone else having this problem? #twitpanto 13:40:36
Joyouscomms @joannageary good luck! #twitpanto (any consolation I got stage fright and the fear of 'it' is worse than the 'it') 13:42:09
karenstrunks #twitpanto Excuse me. Excuse me! I've got a reserved front row seat. Move! ;D 13:43:41
DuncanMcFadzean RT @twitpanto: Just over 1/2 an hour to Twitter's biggest threat to UKPLC… #twitpanto Saddle up here: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 13:44:46
JayneHowarth probably won't be around for #twitpanto but enjoy, enjoy, enjoy :) 13:44:48
CaterFor not long now.. #twitpanto Cater For - Catering Equipment | Commercial Refrigeration | Next Day Delivery http://t.co/Bs8rCLW via @AddThis 13:44:55
Joyouscomms Too cold for ice cream at #twitpanto so going for Fruit Pastels. Nomnomnom. Looking forward to seeing Jack's beanstalk ;-) 13:45:21
joannageary OK chaps... @joannageary is going silent now as I magically transform into @twitpanto! #twitpanto 13:45:51
Joyouscomms Is this seat taken?! #twitpanto 13:46:07
jemimah_knight Snacks, icecreams, drinks....snacks before curtain, ice creams, drinks ... #twitpanto 13:46:46
tobynutter enjoying the pre-performance warm up for #twitpanto 13:46:50
tobynutter I wonder if there'll be any albatross available in the interval? #twitpanto 13:47:10
tobynutter RT @philipjohn: Nearly time for #twitpanto.... watch here http://bit.ly/gntvPq 13:49:13
willperrin follow #twitpanto for some improvised fun this afternoon 13:49:28
Super_Nicktendo Time to filter #twitpanto then. 13:49:32
James_Rock #twitpanto I have my box of Celebrations and getting cosy - ready for the start! 13:50:10
aysegulyuksel1 what's happening here :) #twitpanto 13:51:14
BennSt settling down to watch #twitpanto... got the mince pies and mulled wine at the ready. 13:52:45
ATTA_grrl Time for a spot of #twitpanto then! http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk curtain call has gone out! 2pm start 13:53:54
BennSt i might even do some wrapping during #twitpanto as well (Y) get it all done n'ting. 13:54:07
jarrodwilliams I'm gonna say the Twitter connect widget on the #twitpanto site doesn't work... 13:55:31
JayneHowarth (may be able to sneak a few mins in #twitpanto ) 13:55:43
sarahkatenorman RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:56:00
EvaPalazzetti Nice and comfortable waiting for #twitpanto to start... 13:56:07
chrislangham2 Intrigued by the idea of #twitpanto Looking forward to it starting in 5 minutes. 13:56:10
James_Rock RT @twitpanto Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:56:10
Kfyra #Twitpanto 2010 — Jack and the Beanstalk. Dec 20th @ 2pm GMT http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ - I've saved plenty of seats. Get over here. 13:56:27
jarrodwilliams I brought me own sandwiches and a can of pop. I refuse to pay the in theatre prices #twitpanto 13:56:30
Tiemachine Sorry, has anyone seen the packet of revels I brought? #twitpanto 13:56:39
tobynutter @jarrodwilliams I had that problem to start, give it a few goes. #twitpanto 13:56:52
brumculture RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:57:04
James_Rock #twitpanto can I book a sofa with drinks service just like at The Electric please? 13:57:08
EvaPalazzetti @Kfyra Hello Dear, hope I'm sitting on the seats you reserved... #Twitpanto 13:57:25
Geektown #twitpanto due to start in 5mins over at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ for anyone wanting to follow. 13:57:56
mannyc Setting the tone: RT @graphiquillan: I've just accidentally squashed someone called Michael. Sorry about that :/ #mickysqueaks #twitpanto 13:58:00
Kfyra #twitpanto @Evapalazzetti! Excellent, do you know if Jill, Lumi or Henna will be here? 13:58:13
rec53 RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 13:58:25
voyd Time to settle into the #PeanutGallery for #twitpanto 13:58:34
NaomiGreen Nom nom not sure there are many pantos where you can eat cheesy beans on toast in the audience #twitpanto 13:58:36
bigdaddymerk is #twitpanto going to start on time? I hear some people are outside redecorating a 30 year old Rolls Royce. 13:58:53
James_Rock #twitpanto is it true some bankers run off with all the golden eggs this year? 13:58:57
jarrodwilliams RT @swearynews: [peeks through curtains] What a beautiful and attractive looking audience we have today. #twitpanto 13:59:18
PixieSixer Lunch ready. Just in time for #twitpanto :) http://bit.ly/etLKuH 14:00:21
JayneHowarth wouldn't it be lovely if @joancollinsobe joined in with #twitpanto (@mandyrose1 ;) ) 14:00:52
NaomiGreen Oh its snowing out there in B30. Glad I've got something to for next hour #twitpanto 14:00:54
James_Rock #twitpanto is this the official @theRSC production? 14:00:55
sue_allport RT @twitpanto: Attention! This is a FIVE MINUTE call to #twitpanto cast and audience. FIVE MINUTES before curtain up. (Dead exciting innit!) 14:00:59
HollyCParkerx I've got some instrumental music on in the background to add to the scene. Destitute farm music currently playing... #twitpanto 14:01:52
Artwalk2011 RT @jonhickman: #twitpanto, 2pm UK time. If the Internet is your office, this is your office Christmas party. BYOB. http://j.mp/g1dajF 14:02:47
karenstrunks #twitpanto It's all going very smoothly. Too smoothly ;) 14:03:09
bigheadzach @Kfyra I am watching #twitpanto but I'm not sure how much I can participate. 14:03:13
JMChadd #twitpanto something to fill the next hour. So eloquently a british thing, this. 14:03:26
EdinReporter We are confused - is there more than one panto? or have all these people taken refuge from airports around the country.....#twitpanto 14:03:34
_RebeccaParker_ Just stumbled into #twitpanto 14:03:40
PMStephen @_RebeccaParker_ mind your feet then as you pass along the row #twitpanto 14:03:59
nina_lovelace #twitpanto where's the Carry-On style smut? 14:04:00
James_Rock #twitpanto watch Daisy doesn't slip on the ice - BCC havent got any loot for the gritters you know 14:04:10
johnpopham Sorry just got in. I froze solid queueing outside #twitpanto 14:04:11
Kfyra #twitpanto @BigHeadZach http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ you can watch above. (I don't think we tweet to the characters) 14:04:17
IdeasForTheKids For a bit of festive fun in the next hour: RT @twitpanto: Please take your #twitpanto seats at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:04:27
GeoShore Watching the pantomine in only my superman y-fronts. Thankfully for the rest of the audience it's the #twitpanto 14:04:33
JayneHowarth already confused at #twitpanto! where's the best place to view it? 14:04:39
chailey_ Watching the #twitpanto over lunch. Oh yes I am. Oh no I'm not. 14:04:53
bigheadzach Daisy the cow has a speaking part in this version of "Jack and the Beanstalk". #twitpanto 14:05:12
_RebeccaParker_ RT @PMStephen: @_RebeccaParker_ mind your feet then as you pass along the row #twitpanto 14:05:18
Katkin5 Guffaw, guffaw #twitpanto 14:05:28
dandavies23 It's an old one but a goodun! #twitpanto 14:05:38
thedancingflea I hope that everyone is following the #twitpanto - what will become of Daisy? #gasp 14:05:38
jemimah_knight Tittering "Bullocks" #twitpanto - yay! 14:05:41
ATTA_grrl Oh no there isn't! (He's gonna sell you Daisy!!) #twitpanto http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk 14:05:56
theatricalia It's behind you! #twitpanto 14:05:59
juniperific He's behind you, you f'ing idiot #twitpanto 14:06:01
MrsRachWilliams She's behind you!!!!!!!! #twitpanto 14:06:20
Thayer She's behind you! #twitpanto 14:06:20
tobynutter its behind you! #twitpanto 14:06:21
adam_stewart She's behind you!! #twitpanto 14:06:21
peteashton #twitpanto She's behind you!!!! 14:06:22
smithsam #twitpanto she's behind you! 14:06:22
Katkin5 SHE"S BEHIND YOOOOO #twitpanto 14:06:24
nina_lovelace She's behind MOO! #twitpanto 14:06:24
rec53 #twitpanto Whoever is rustling sweets, could they please stop, I think it's someone behind me. 14:06:26
ATTA_grrl Behind you!!!! #twitpanto 14:06:28
karenstrunks #twitpanto Unwraps sandwiches and gets flask out, BEHIND YOUUUUUU! 14:06:31
iskandarv Daisy's behind you! #twitpanto # 14:06:32
bashmore Now here's a way to spend an afternoon, follow the #twitpanto here http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 14:06:34
amandagolding She's behind you! #twitpanto 14:06:34
HollyCParkerx Man, I am so out of panto practise... She's behind you!!!!!! #twitpanto 14:06:36
Kfyra #twitpanto. behind you! 14:06:37
juniperific Cant' you smell it? #twitpanto 14:06:37
dandavies23 she''s behind you #twitpanto 14:06:39
_RebeccaParker_ @PMStephen All settled in now. I've not been to a Panto before! #twitpanto 14:06:40
Geektown #twitpanto She's Behind you! 14:06:41
JayneHowarth behind youuuuuuu #twitpanto 14:06:49
James_Rock #twitpanto oh no she isn't.... 14:06:53
James_Rock #twitpanto which part is it when the police come in with a water conon? 14:07:23
JayneHowarth boooooooooooo Sir Phillp The Green #twitpanto 14:07:54
sibob1 Nothing happening at the #twitpanto site atm - has it started yet??? 14:07:55
julesthejourno Enjoying the #twitpanto already 14:07:58
kencurtin just knocked across #twitpanto thanks to @thedancingflea - well worth checking out 14:08:05
James_Rock #twitpanto it used to be a canon but the cold weather got to it... 14:08:05
NaomiGreen @dracos loving the character name! Jocasta! LOL! #twitpanto 14:08:09
EvaPalazzetti Loving the nowadays nature of the #twitpanto! 14:08:15
HollyCParkerx With talks at the Panto turned to protests, I'm not sure I feel comfortable putting the Kettle on. #twitpanto 14:08:17
pthreadneedle For true panto effect, Daisy should have been played by two tweeters, front end and back ;o) #twitpanto 14:09:07
mannyc @James_Rock conon...is that an aquatic conan the barbarian :-) #twitpanto 14:09:09
EvaPalazzetti RT @HollyCParkerx: With talks at the Panto turned to protests, I'm not sure I feel comfortable putting the Kettle on. #twitpanto 14:09:15
mr_spoon Mind out, a fire extinguisher DUCK! #twitpanto 14:09:17
rec53 RT @HollyCParkerx: With talks at the Panto turned to protests, I'm not sure I feel comfortable putting the Kettle on. #twitpanto 14:09:37
chrislangham2 #twitpanto At last a tweet I thought someone had forgotten their lines! 14:09:38
JayneHowarth RT @HollyCParkerx: With talks at the Panto turned to protests, I'm not sure I feel comfortable putting the Kettle on. #twitpanto 14:09:40
jones_alex tuning into #twitpanto. i hope to see the cast break into some sort of girls aloud medley 14:10:03
thedancingflea Unexpectedly amused at "TopShoppe". #emeftw #twitpanto 14:10:04
Joyouscomms #twitpanto Sir Phillip the Green unable to take on Apprentice Tasks says Lord of the shugar #twitpanto #pantouncut 14:10:06
bigheadzach To the layman, traditional Pantomime sort of resembles Blues Clues. #twitpanto 14:10:06
thedancingflea @kencurtin Birmingham's finest players! #twitpanto 14:10:30
Joyouscomms *Puts head in hands* Listen to yourselves!! #twitpanto 14:10:38
comeunityarts Watching #twitpanto Very funny. 14:10:50
smithsam wonders how long til #twitpanto starts trending, and the #pantouncut gets joined by a lot of confused american tourists 14:10:52
Kfyra #twitpanto *passes Malteasers to @BigHeadZach* Take some, and pass it along to @EvaPalazzetti 14:11:08
comeunityarts RT @smithsam: wonders how long til #twitpanto starts trending, and the #pantouncut gets joined by a lot of confused american tourists 14:11:20
JayneHowarth when do we want them? Now #twitpanto #pants 14:11:21
ecopaintstore RT @amandagolding: She's behind you! #twitpanto Oh NO sheeees NOT 14:11:42
bigheadzach @Kfyra You mean Whoppers? Cuz that's what these taste like. #twitpanto 14:11:45
adam_stewart Loving @jonhickman's input in the #twitpanto lol 14:11:46
James_Rock #twitpanto a nice beef stew would be good in this weather... 14:12:03
mrs_eddieizzard RT @bashmore: Now here's a way to spend an afternoon, follow the #twitpanto here http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 14:12:09
JayneHowarth is that butcher really George Osborne? #twitpanto 14:12:25
ShivHarrison #twitpanto *sneaks in late* 'excuse me, excuse me. 14:12:42
pthreadneedle @jarrodwilliams @tobynutter @juniperific @dracos Lol, so she is. Shows how good my eyesight is. Please discount previous!! :o) #twitpanto 14:12:42
EvaPalazzetti @Kfyra @bigheadzach Thanks dears! I brought some Candy Canes, anyone? #Twitpanto... 14:12:50
lucymathers #twitpanto beans! lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans! 14:12:57
rec53 .@jonhickman Get out whilst you still can! He just wants you for your body #twitpanto 14:13:07
Thayer @ShivHarrison ow! that was my toe!! :-o #twitpanto 14:13:10
chailey_ Take the beans! #twitpanto 14:13:13
oldtriangles #twitpanto has made me quite the happy audience member! 14:13:18
James_Rock #twitpanto wasn't it @nick_clegg who last had a bag of magic beans and they turned out to be fake #libdems 14:13:23
juniperific Oh no it isn't. Surely McDonalds will chip in a fiver? #twitpanto 14:13:34
Kfyra #twitpanto. Poor Daisy! 14:13:35
HollyCParkerx <y Instrumental Soundtrack to #twitpanto is now playing Harry Potter music. Just at the mention of magic beans. Coincidence?! Or fate? 14:13:54
ShivHarrison #twitpanto @thayer whoops, sorry. "hope you don't mind my screaming child" 14:13:54
ATTA_grrl Twitter isn't quite keeping up with #twitpanto head to their site where you can see the script properly http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk 14:13:59
bigheadzach I'm interpreting the magic beans as a metaphor for campaign finance reform. #twitpanto 14:14:05
anishasharma10 It's that time of the year again! RT @journotutor: Ah, #twitpanto is back. Delightful http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 14:14:14
Katkin5 Silly old moo #twitpanto 14:14:16
MargaOjeda Delirante la #twitpanto con la actuación de @cataspanglish http://bit.ly/dPfrKV . Mola la vaca :-) 14:14:25
pthreadneedle #twitpanto is as good as the last panto I went to in real life, and that came with 3D glasses. High praise indeed. 14:14:31
JayneHowarth dear #twitpanto audience - please stop rustling your sweet wrappers *tsk* 14:14:37
Joyouscomms RT @James_Rock: #twitpanto wasn't it @nick_clegg who last had a bag of magic beans and they turned out to be fake #libdems 14:14:39
Thayer @ShivHarrison love 'em, just can't eat a whole one. Did you bring some popcorn too? #twitpanto 14:14:57
karenstrunks #twitpanto And right on queue it starts to SNOW! b13 #UKSNOW 4/10 14:15:06
juniperific @nick_clegg just said he had magic beans, he's a lying **** #twitpanto 14:15:11
JayneHowarth RT @James_Rock: #twitpanto wasn't it @nick_clegg who last had a bag of magic beans and they turned out to be fake #libdems 14:15:15
Joyouscomms Oh yes it iiiiiissss #twitpanto 14:15:21
PetsServicesUK #twitpanto he's behind you !! 14:15:42
iskandarv Surely the butcher can form a coalition with a pie maker to produce a better offer for Daisy & then renege on it? #twitpanto 14:15:45
pthreadneedle @bobbyllew Think you might be amused by #twitpanto - a panto being done right now live on Twitter, see http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:15:45
smithsam #twitpanto oh no it isn't! 14:15:52
amandagolding Take the magic beans! #twitpanto 14:15:54
TVLuke #twitpanto. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 14:15:58
bigheadzach The butcher isn't interested in bi-partisanism, Jack! Just push the deal on through! #twitpanto 14:16:00
GeoShore The Twitter Christmas panto has just started. Audience members can watch by following @twitpanto, and/or heckle with the hashtag #twitpanto 14:16:00
jemimah_knight Noooo! #twitpanto (realising how this looks to other twitterers not watching the panto...*shrug* ) 14:16:13
juniperific Yes, in this depressed climate it probably is. Sod it, lets take the hope of magic over the despair of three groats. #twitpanto 14:16:15
James_Rock #twitpanto oh dear... @nick_clegg is turning out to be the pantomime baddy now... 14:16:18
mattmurtagh #twitpanto (rustles sweet papers) 14:16:18
JayneHowarth Butcer is selling Daisy down the river. It is* George Osborne #twitpanto 14:16:39
Joyouscomms Nooooo #twitpanto magic beans magic beans magic beans 14:16:42
jarrodwilliams Yes, in these times it probably is. Although those beans won't help cover the extensive student loan he'll have t o take out #twitpanto 14:17:00
JayneHowarth mixed metaphors there? #fail #twitpanto 14:17:23
smithsam #twitpanto surely it should be the Govt's wine cellar? cc @tom_watson 14:17:27
kazthomas Heckling and cheering! Boooo #Twitpanto *audience* 14:17:33
juniperific @jarrodwilliams I don't think Jack is a natural academic #twitpanto 14:17:46
smithsam #twitpanto collapses laughing at "Assangelina: the good fairy" 14:18:00
MarsRich You know it is. It really is #twitpanto 14:18:00
parboo #twitpanto The set looks fabulous this year darlings @dracos http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:18:06
IgniteBrum Got #TwitPanto sneakily running in a side bar while I work: http://lnkd.in/F6BVB_ Live panto on Twitter! :D 14:18:08
bigheadzach The fairy is currently wanted in Sweden for questioning regarding dusting a few coeds. #twitpanto 14:18:15
EvaPalazzetti RT @smithsam: #twitpanto collapses laughing at "Assangelina: the good fairy" 14:18:39
James_Rock #twitpanto watch out Assangelina... there's an extradition order being prepared... its behind you!!! 14:18:42
homercreative Sorry I'm missing #twitpanto can't get to the computer for snow on the stairs 14:18:45
parboo #twitpanto Sorry I'm late, 'scuse me, can I squeeze by please -oops, sorry madam can I just ... get.. that.. choc from your hair? Thanks. 14:18:56
PixieSixer Assangelina! *titters* #twitpanto 14:18:56
Mrs_Penguin Really enjoying #twitpanto. 14:19:02
parboo #twitpanto did I miss much, has he sold the cow yet? 14:19:12
Kfyra #twitpanto *punches @BigHeadZach in shoulder* Stop, you're making me choke. lol 14:19:18
lumilyon @Kfyra ok! Who scheduled the start of #twitpanto at same time as #archers #thearchers ???? #fail !!! 14:19:28
katbrown82 RT @twitpanto: Suddenly Assangelina the Good Fairy appears. #twitpanto 14:19:30
karenstrunks #twitpanto @parboo tsk. There's always one ;) Gizza chocolate 14:19:32
ATTA_grrl RT @getgood: Jeremy: You can't come in. We're staging a sit in. Shutting the market #mademesmile. #pantouncut #twitpanto 14:19:38
bigheadzach Vegans are in agreement that beans are a much more karma-friendly means of getting your protein than beef. #twitpanto 14:19:41
GeoShore RT @twitpanto: Suddenly Assangelina the Good Fairy appears. #twitpanto 14:19:43
Katkin5 Fnar fnar 'sects'.... #twitpanto 14:19:50
MJRoberts55 I'm utterly utterly utterly confused by this #twitpanto 14:19:53
PetsServicesUK #twitpanto that kings wine cellar is really an Abattoir 14:19:53
parboo @karenstrunks - and it's always me! *chucks chocolate* #twitpanto 14:19:58
JayneHowarth (other brands of beans are available #twitpanto 14:20:04
_RebeccaParker_ RT @bigheadzach: Vegans are in agreement that beans are a much more karma-friendly means of getting your protein than beef. #twitpanto 14:20:25
samson_cat @jaynehowarth @getgood bought me with a tin of HP beans with sausages. #twitpanto 14:20:44
emma_duke Enjoying #twitpanto Especially Assangelina the guardian angel, keeper of the secrets. 14:20:50
HollyCParkerx Whoa whoa, back to Scene One!? #twitpanto 14:20:52
Joyouscomms @parboo saved your seat :-) #twitpanto 14:20:58
James_Rock #twitpanto @benjiw is that the same bloke Lemsip who went out with one of those singing sisters? 14:20:59
PixieSixer Could the child behind please stop kicking my seat! #twitpanto 14:21:12
JayneHowarth @samson_cat classy ain't ya? you could also get breakfast in a tin (@getgood) #twitpanto 14:21:31
pthreadneedle @MJRoberts55 http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ has one stream with all the cast actually on a stage, lots of fun #twitpanto 14:21:34
bigheadzach The beans, btw, were tiny, blue, and diamond shaped with the magic word "Pfizer" stamped on them. Hence the giant stalk. #twitpanto 14:21:35
rec53 Oh, that was me. Sorry @PixieSixer #twitpanto 14:21:46
parboo @Joyouscomms ahm, that's great thanks. I blame the southern traffic - 1" snow and hampshire grinds to a halt!! #twitpanto 14:21:46
samson_cat I *MUST* climb that giant stalk! *leaps from chair* #twitpanto 14:21:48
AnnaAtTheAmbler must have been GM beans #twitpanto 14:21:51
homercreative @PixieSixer I won't kick your seat if you can take that ridiculous hat off! #twitpanto 14:22:13
rec53 Should have paid for some more expensive seats, there isn't much legroom up here #twitpanto 14:22:16
Kfyra #twitpanto. Chia-stalk. 14:22:20
Katkin5 titter.... 'shaft' #twitpanto 14:22:25
pdavenne Oh, my, and the magical beans will be intervened by the Spanish gov'mnt for the alarm state budget #twitpanto 14:22:33
PikAnda @MJRoberts55 don't worry, it's behind you! #twitpanto 14:22:48
JayneHowarth I always have someone 6ft3 sitting in front of me at these things #twitpanto can't see now 14:22:56
mrs_eddieizzard RT @twitpanto: Suddenly Assangelina the Good Fairy appears. #twitpanto 14:23:06
karenstrunks #twitpanto The costumes are amazing this year! 14:23:20
thebeardyman @JayneHowarth sorry *sinks down into seat* #twitpanto 14:23:21
adam_stewart I can think of something! @beniw #twitpanto 14:23:22
Kfyra #twitpanto (*whispers*) A shaft like that... You don't question, just say "Thank you." 14:23:23
pthreadneedle Gutted, I got to the bottom of my raspberry ripple screwball and the bubblegum was missing :o( #twitpanto 14:23:32
garethhector #twitpanto Am I too late, I brought ice cream in a pot! 14:23:40
Kfyra #twitpanto - That's the spirit, Jack! 14:23:56
bigheadzach If beanstalk persists for more than 4 hours, consult a lumberjack. #twitpanto 14:24:03
JayneHowarth why would changing your Facebook pic stop paediatricians? what have they done? #paedo #twitpanto 14:24:04
BhamLibrarian Bugger - Missed the start of the #twitpanto - what's the story so far? 14:24:06
James_Rock #twitpanto are the clouds as high as the Rotunda? 14:24:06
jemimah_knight RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto (*whispers*) A shaft like that... You don't question, just say "Thank you." 14:24:08
amandagolding Oh-er! Jack is climbing the shaft! ;) #twitpanto 14:24:16
mannyc @JayneHowarth here, this comedy caveman club may help :-) #twitpanto 14:24:28
HollyCParkerx Is that a Euphemism? "He climed and climbed until he reached the clouds?" #twitpanto 14:24:30
parboo #twitpanto aha, I just looked up in time to see see Jack mounting the shaft. So he did sell the cow... 14:24:35
EvaPalazzetti RT @bigheadzach: If beanstalk persists for more than 4 hours, consult a lumberjack. #twitpanto 14:24:46
thebeardyman Jack, you were meant to plant the beans not smoke them to get high #sigh #twitpanto 14:24:52
Joyouscomms LOL Jack's (@probaydrunk) paedo line! #twitpanto 14:24:54
2aback2 RT via @jemimah_knight @Kfyra: #twitpanto (*whispers*) A shaft like that... You don't question, just say "Thank you." # 14:24:58
Kfyra RT @bigheadzach: If beanstalk persists for more than 4 hours, consult a lumberjack. #twitpanto # 14:25:10
pdavenne Aaaand... here comes @cataspanglish (maybe) #twitpanto 14:25:10
mattbuck_hack @parboo The amount of methane that cow is passing, I'm not sure you'd want it #twitpanto 14:25:12
James_Rock #twitpanto is this where the green giant of sweetcorn fame lives? 14:25:20
AnnaAtTheAmbler *cough, cough cough cough cough cough cough * #twitpanto 14:25:28
pezholio Gaaah! I'm missing #twitpanto! 14:25:29
Joyouscomms Note to sekf: Must stop typing #twitprentice instead of #twitpanto 14:25:35
pthreadneedle @ellardent You might like http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ - a panto being done live on Twitter right now, with cast + hecklers #twitpanto 14:25:50
JayneHowarth lorks - reading the audience heckling and not the plot #twitpanto 14:25:54
AnnaAtTheAmbler @kazthomas glad I'm not the only one here with a cold #twitpanto 14:26:16
tobynutter actually lolled at the giant! #twitpanto 14:26:18
samson_cat There's a chicken! I love chicken. #twitpanto 14:26:21
garethhector #twitpanto Don't kill the cock that lays the eggs! Ouch, that's gotta hurt. 14:26:58
bigheadzach Golden Cock soup is available at most pho restaurants. #twitpanto 14:26:59
HollyCParkerx @virtualfutures Consider this a tweet of interest! (Btw... you following #twitpanto? You should be!) http://bit.ly/h3OzEK 14:27:05
saskarmadillo I've got a horse outside ... woot! #dances #twitpanto :D 14:27:22
lumilyon RT @cybrum: @benjiw I've heard you can fit 29 Chilean miners in your big shaft? #twitpanto 14:28:02
toodamnninja RT @jonhickman: Daisy: mooooooooooooooo! #twitpanto 14:28:08
JayneHowarth cocks laying eggs? Are we into genetic engineering territory now? #twitpanto 14:28:16
meganknight watching #twitpanto - he's behind you 14:28:33
kazthomas *Laugh out loud* #Twitpanto 14:28:42
Kfyra #twitpanto *waves* Hi @Lumilyon. Good show, in'it? 14:28:46
pdavenne A proletarian? Is this giant from the past? #twitpanto 14:29:05
bigheadzach It's not so much a class struggle as it is a mentally-slow boy stealing golden eggs from a Mafia legbreaker. #twitpanto 14:29:11
garethhector #twitpanto Harp, a bit fizzy, nice pint. 14:29:11
James_Rock #twitpanto Is it true that govt is going to put a special golden egg tax in the next budget? 14:29:24
bigheadzach Aw shit, here's the #suchtweet REMIX! #twitpanto 14:29:34
juniperific @JayneHowarth The chicken was simply cross with the cock. #twitpanto 14:29:37
EvaPalazzetti RT @bigheadzach: Aw shit, here's the #suchtweet REMIX! #twitpanto 14:29:50
lumilyon Only just got here, catching up with the smut! RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto *waves* Hi @Lumilyon. Good show, in'it? 14:29:50
2aback2 RT via @probablydrunk Jack: There's no work out there mum, even Snow White is laying men off. #twitpanto # 14:29:56
IvoryRajkumari Loving Ghetto Romeo and Juliet!!!! #twitpanto 14:29:58
MargaOjeda En escena @cataspanglish en la #twitpanto http://bit.ly/h3OzEK Me parece un Gigante con alma de gaditano... ;-) 14:30:03
rec53 Don't understand this teenage spk, why can't the youth of today talk properly; but laughing out loud at #twitpanto 14:30:24
bigheadzach (pours one out for @mercuteio) Never forget, bro. #twitpanto 14:30:29
pdavenne @cataspanglish return to your grave, Karl, those times are past #twitpanto 14:30:44
Shottty RT @twitpanto: Scene 1:Welcome to austerity Pantoland cold hard place where hard working single parents struggle to survive. #twitpanto 14:30:51
lumilyon RT @bigheadzach: Aw shit, here's the #suchtweet REMIX! #twitpanto 14:30:58
James_Rock #twitpanto that geezer Romeo was on the bus next to me t'other day.. 14:30:59
AnnaAtTheAmbler I say - can we have subtitles for these youth types? I can't understand a bleedin word #twitpanto 14:31:02
amandagolding RT @karmadillo: Juliet: Look! Itz a giant beanstalk, innit tho?! Fo shizzle! #twitpanto 14:31:08
JayneHowarth dem romeo and juliet kids are well romantic innit #twitpanto 14:31:13
iskandarv RT @bigheadzach: (pours one out for @mercuteio) Never forget, bro. #twitpanto 14:31:16
ainhoaeus Enjoying #twitpanto , both drama and comments XD http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:31:37
Minimorticia RT @twitpanto: With his hands full of chicken and harp, Jack ran back down to safety. #twitpanto 14:31:52
Joyouscomms Loving @Karmadillo & @Daneed4 as Romeo & Juliette #twitpanto actual LOL 14:32:10
bigheadzach "Gladys & Ron's House of Chicken and Harp" #twitpanto 14:32:30
chrispinchen @MargaOjeda let's take the TARDIS to Cadiz #twitpanto 14:32:43
timtfj Oh has #twitpanto started? Excellent :-) 14:32:47
Katkin5 Big cheer for jack! #twitpanto 14:32:49
Kfyra #twitpanto - Jack needs crampons to climb the shaft, but has a smoooooth ride down holding a cock. Oh wait - a hen. ;-/ 14:32:54
JayneHowarth that giangt who expects others to do the work for him? Eric Pickles? #twitpanto 14:32:55
Joyouscomms RT @JayneHowarth: dem romeo and juliet kids are well romantic innit #twitpanto 14:33:04
pdavenne To all those who're not following #twitpanto, shame on you ;-) 14:33:05
amandagolding Is that Cameron in the castle then? #twitpanto 14:33:07
karenstrunks #twitpanto Romeo & Juliet are my favs! @daneed4 @karmadillo innit! 14:33:11
bigheadzach The idea is the Giant will get the eggs and the money will "trickle-down" the beanstalk to help those below. #notreally #twitpanto 14:33:39
garethhector #twitpanto Cameron, nope, Stevie Wonder. 14:33:42
pdavenne XD -> RT @mazzawoo: The Harp: Upgrade to Hapify pro for only ten groats a month. #twitpanto 14:33:42
Kfyra RT: mazzawoo The Harp: Upgrade to Hapify pro for only ten groats a month. #twitpanto # 14:33:49
jarrodwilliams Is harpify in public beta? #twitpanto 14:33:55
2aback2 RT via @probablydrunk These are magic mum, the chicken lays golden eggs and the harp plays Unlimited music, plus a few adverts. #twitpanto 14:34:12
EvaPalazzetti RT @pdavenne: To all those who're not following #twitpanto, shame on you ;-) 14:34:13
JayneHowarth this bean thing - sounds a bit like a ponzi scheme, tbh #twitpanto 14:34:20
pthreadneedle #twitpanto LOL at Harpify, I literally *just* got the joke. I'm not very internet savvy :o\ 14:34:30
James_Rock #twitpanto has @ed_miliband heard about this... what has he got to say about all these golden eggs and inheritance taxes 14:34:58
parboo I really hope my followers are enjoying the best of brum - #twitpanto 14:35:00
Katkin5 Guffaw... 'crack' #twitpanto 14:35:06
pdavenne Having a crack with the princess? maybe this IS class-based #smoking #twitpanto 14:35:07
garethhector #twitpanto Jack starts on some class A after coming into money. @probablydrunk 14:35:09
iskandarv Jack stay off the crack, it will do you no good #twitpanto 14:35:17
bigheadzach No! No one wants debris on the runway! #twitpanto 14:35:27
parboo #twitpanto oh yes she should# 14:35:29
AnnaAtTheAmbler Oh no she shouldn't #twitpanto 14:35:32
Kfyra #twitpanto - yesssss! wait, no, no she shouldn't! 14:35:32
juniperific @James_Rock Windfall Tax on golden eggs. #twitpanto 14:35:35
chrispinchen oh yes she should #twitpanto 14:35:36
_RebeccaParker_ Yesss get vajazzled!! #twitpanto 14:35:38
tobynutter i think the answer is yes? #twitpanto 14:35:40
ATTA_grrl RT @mazzawoo: The Harp: Upgrade to Hapify pro for only ten groats a month. #twitpanto 14:35:41
pdavenne oh no she shouldn't #twitpanto 14:35:48
thebeardyman oh no she shouldn't #twitpanto 14:35:50
tobynutter oh! No you cant! #twitpanto 14:35:53
JayneHowarth *serious face* moral dilemma on #twitpanto? 14:35:59
IvoryRajkumari vajazzled ?! Yes please then I can find out what it is!!!! #twitpanto 14:36:00
jarrodwilliams Dam right she should! #twitpanto 14:36:00
parboo #twitpanto oh yes she should 14:36:05
Bodelairs RT @thedancingflea: #twitpanto GOD NO! > Its behind you!!! :-D 14:36:12
rec53 I know vajazzled must be innuendo, but not sure what for #twitpanto 14:36:14
garethhector #twitpanto Yes, but no, but yes, but no, but yes, but, arrrgh! 14:36:17
tobynutter oh no you secretary for culture! #twitpanto 14:36:18
falsedog #twitpanto Less of your lip Nadine! 14:36:24
iskandarv Nadine, even if you do, I do not want to know about it #twitpanto 14:36:26
juniperific Why not search the term on the internet, eh, kids? From the office? #twitpanto 14:36:44
TomSprints #twitpanto (Enter new character) Hello peeps! I am Spartacus! 14:36:52
bigheadzach Gideon the Giant? Is @edgarwright or @radiomaru listening? #twitpanto 14:37:02
Pssepto RT @probablydrunk Jack: These are magic mum, the chicken lays golden eggs and the harp plays Unlimited music, plus a few adverts #twitpanto 14:37:14
2aback2 RT via @benjiw Nadine: Oh yes I should, bitches! #twitpanto # 14:37:39
tenbus_uk RT @gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: No Woman, No Pie. #twitpanto # 14:38:09
Katkin5 "No woman, no pie'... who'd a thunk it?! #twitpanto 14:38:09
judeinlondon RT @bigheadzach: (pours one out for @mercuteio) Never forget, bro. #twitpanto 14:38:11
2aback2 RT via @gavinwray Bob Marley's Ghost: I and I are de ghost of your former business partner. #twitpanto # 14:38:14
pdavenne Giants are all freelance, as is well known #twitpanto 14:38:18
ATTA_grrl @twitpanto Noooo vajazzling is a distressing concept imagine the re-growth + glue + jewels issues URGGGH #twitpanto 14:38:18
rec53 Eew, vajazelling actually exists, I'm clearly too innocent. Stop spoiling my innocence #twitpanto 14:38:23
EnglishFolkfan if it comes tax free then everyone will want to be vajazzled even The Giant Gideon ~ errr who's volunteering? #twitpanto 14:38:25
bigsamthetim Clegg it's behind you o no the parties not behind me ..... #twitpanto 14:38:25
2aback2 RT via @cataspanglish The Giant:I've never had a business partner, Gianting is strictly a Sole Trader industry. #twitpanto # 14:38:30
BhamLibrarian #twitpanto Wish I hadn't googled vajazzled. 14:38:33
rec53 THINK OF THE CHILDREN! #twitpanto 14:38:35
Kfyra #twitpanto - Jack really Madoff wif da goods. 14:38:39
mattbuck_hack RT #twitpanto : The Chicken: Get me to a vet, Gideon. This isn't bleeding natural. It is however, bleeding 14:38:39
Joyouscomms RT @pdavenne: Giants are all freelance, as is well known #twitpanto 14:38:57
bigheadzach Giant should incorporate; taxes for self-employment suck bigtime. #twitpanto 14:39:21
Joyouscomms RT @bigheadzach: Giant should incorporate; taxes for self-employment suck bigtime. #twitpanto 14:40:00
pdavenne @bigheadzach tell that to Spanish giants, here taxes are awful #twitpanto 14:40:09
bigheadzach NOTE: Inhaling Bob Marley's ghost will not get you high. #twitpanto 14:40:15
EvaPalazzetti RT @bigheadzach: NOTE: Inhaling Bob Marley's ghost will not get you high. #twitpanto 14:40:24
EnglishFolkfan Having a Stage Ball at the #twitpanto join Jack & Co in here: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:40:40
Katkin5 RT @bigheadzach: NOTE: Inhaling Bob Marley's ghost will not get you high. #twitpanto 14:40:51
amandagolding This is well worth a look: http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ #twitpanto << a panto on twitter :0) 14:41:02
pdavenne Where's the harp now, pray say? #twitpanto 14:41:04
2aback2 RT via @Joyouscomms @pdavenne Giants are all freelance, as is well known #twitpanto 14:41:14
2aback2 RT @Joyouscomms: Loving @Karmadillo & @Daneed4 as Romeo & Juliette #twitpanto actual LOL 14:41:31
Katkin5 Boooo Sgt. Wagner, take that kettle off! #twitpanto 14:41:47
JayneHowarth fascist (SgtWagner) #twitpanto 14:41:52
EvaPalazzetti RT @benjiw: Nadine: Ohh I love a Royal Wedding. And I could do with some new crockery. #twitpanto 14:42:00
pezholio Why isn't #twitpanto trending? It's a conspiracy I tell you! 14:42:07
thebeardyman RT @Katkin5: Boooo Sgt. Wagner, take that kettle off! #twitpanto 14:42:26
parboo #twitpanto @chrisunitt - Boo Hiss, down with Sgt Wagner. 14:42:29
bigheadzach If the princess has neon hair and uses subspace to travel, I'm throwing a flag. #twitpanto 14:42:52
iskandarv Hang on, what's happened to the students? #twitpanto 14:42:52
pdavenne Slay the girl and lay the giant, laddie, don't fall again in the trap of marriage #twitpanto 14:42:53
garethhector #twitpanto Maybe it the extension that's causing the problems? 14:43:13
lumilyon He'll be ok, The ConDems support higher-earners! RT @bigheadzach: Giant should... taxes for self-employment suck bigtime. #twitpanto 14:43:22
Katkin5 Hahaaaaa, Foursquare entraps another victim! #twitpanto 14:43:50
garethhector #twitpanto Cue theme from Shaft. 14:43:52
Kfyra #twitpanto. lol! I knew geolocation was a risky business. 14:43:54
amandagolding RT @cataspanglish: The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I see the checkin of a Foursquarian #twitpanto 14:43:55
EnglishFolkfan ♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ✽ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  ❄ ✽ * ❄ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  * ❄♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ #twitpanto 14:44:22
garethhector #twitpanto He's behind, slightly to left and considerably, above you! 14:44:23
bigheadzach Jack should punch some trees to get his axe. #minecraft #twitpanto 14:44:24
pdavenne There, geolocaters -> RT @cataspanglish: The Giant: Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the lack of good roles for giants, and it hurts. #twitpanto 14:44:26
rjoli Oh no they didn't #twitpanto 14:44:32
jemimah_knight RT@probablydrunk I just ousted Gideon G. as the mayor of The Giant's Castle http://foursquare.com/venue/14365301 #twitpanto 14:44:38
rec53 The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:44:39
thebeardyman Jack, this is no time for USAian bad deodourant #twitpanto 14:44:41
parboo #twitpanto He's behind you... 14:44:47
iskandarv RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:45:05
daniel_julia let it snow !! ♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ✽ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  ❄ ✽ * ❄ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  * ❄♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ #twitpanto 14:45:12
carbontwelve @pezholio not enough diversity amongst those tweeting #twitpanto ? 14:45:30
jarrodwilliams RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:45:32
JayneHowarth *watches from behind hands .... noooo* #twitpanto 14:45:39
Kfyra #twitpanto - "Don't Cut, Don't Fell" 14:45:57
James_Rock #twitpanto cut cut cut.... off with the councils head (how did Mike Whitby get in this scene?) 14:45:58
thebeardyman This cut is probably for the best (but #solidarity with #pantouncut) #twitpanto 14:46:07
JayneHowarth RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:46:08
bigheadzach Remember, the Giant takes 1d8 falling damage for every 10' between him and the ground. #twitpanto 14:46:13
2aback2 RT @Katkin5: "No woman, no pie'... who'd a thunk it?! #twitpanto 14:46:45
2aback2 RT @_RebeccaParker_: Yesss get vajazzled!! #twitpanto 14:47:00
DaxLeeWood RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:47:31
chrispinchen RT @AndeGregson: and the proceeds to local charity too :) #media140cava #twitpanto 14:47:46
EnglishFolkfan encore * applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* #twitpanto #pantouncut 14:47:48
lumilyon RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:47:48
pdavenne * applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause** applause*#twitpanto 14:48:20
saskarmadillo awwww :D #twitpanto *wipes tear* 14:48:20
Katkin5 "tool' fnar, fnar! #twitpanto 14:48:23
jarrodwilliams Touch and go there.... #twitpanto 14:48:33
saskarmadillo *clap clap hoorah more more!!* #twitpanto 14:48:42
MariaBarrett Looks like this year's #twitpanto is going well, topical as ever - #pantouncut 14:48:45
sheilaellen RT @bigheadzach: Remember, the Giant takes 1d8 falling damage for every 10' between him and the ground. #twitpanto 14:48:53
garethhector #twitpanto Hurrah! Jack's getting laid! 14:48:58
Kfyra #twitpanto *tears up* stands up* starts a slow clap* 14:49:02
Katkin5 Stop it or you'll GET the clap! #twitpanto 14:49:07
ainhoaeus RT @saskarmadillo: *clap clap hoorah more more!!* #twitpanto 14:49:08
parboo #twitpanto hurrah, hurrah more more where's the feel good song gone? 14:49:09
nicferrier #twitpanto applause, throwing popcorn, etc.. 14:49:10
jarrodwilliams cheeerrrrrr applause huzzzzaaahhhhhh #twitpanto 14:49:15
James_Rock #twitpanto will I be able to get back to fixing my car battery soon?- its getting dark outside now 14:49:19
thebeardyman Lets hack the Great Firewall of Pantoland #twitpanto 14:49:36
EnglishFolkfan #twitpanto wins the day! the rest will have to put up with a commoner becomes princess next year ~ booo hisss 14:49:42
pdavenne * applause** applause*#twitpanto 14:49:44
ATTA_grrl RT @Katkin5: Stop it or you'll GET the clap! #twitpanto 14:49:45
JayneHowarth *bravo* do we have to register to see the uncensored ending? #twitpanto 14:49:48
FrozenGlitter *standing ovation* #twitpanto 14:49:56
alexhughes #twitpanto woo! *clap!* *clap!* *clap!* *clap!* *clap!* 14:49:56
EvaPalazzetti RT @rec53: The biased media is yet again ignoring the highly active #pantouncut protest to focus on a feelgood story #twitpanto 14:49:58
James_Rock #twitpanto more... more.... encore please!!!! 14:49:59
2aback2 hahah RT via @twitpanto This ending has been blocked by edvaizey as it may contain adult scenes. Get your hands out of your pants #twitpanto 14:49:59
_RebeccaParker_ Clap clap clappety clap clap clap :D #twitpanto 14:50:02
jemimah_knight Yay! Applause - standing ovations - whistling - #twitpanto 14:50:03
nicferrier #twitpanto clapping. the annoying clapping bit where you wish you could stop clapping. 14:50:08
parboo #twitpanto I love a good encore - will the cast ALL SING? 14:50:09
Kfyra #twitpanto - *standing ovation for @Benjiw* 14:50:11
iskandarv *applause* *applause* <encore!> #twitpanto 14:50:16
AnnaAtTheAmbler hooray *claps appreciatively* #twitpanto 14:50:19
EnglishFolkfan encore encore encore encore* applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* * applause* #twitpanto #pantouncut 14:50:22
Katkin5 *voracious clapping* Encore, Encore! #twitpanto 14:50:27
brumplum enjoying #twitpanto (not really up for participating, regrettably) http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:50:28
FrozenGlitter RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto - *standing ovation for @Benjiw* 14:50:29
smithsam #twitpanto *applause* *heckle* *applause* 14:50:40
peerlawther #twitpanto fantastic. Hurrah! *claps* (*too lazy to stand and clap* though) 14:50:45
parboo #twitpanto more clapping. *quietly pauses from clapping, knowing others will carry on* 14:50:50
falsedog #twitpanto I can't find my mitten 14:50:54
rec53 Boo at @edvaizey 's blocking of the #twitpanto ending though. 14:51:00
Rebecca_Sloan Hurrah! Encore! Encore! #twitpanto 14:51:16
_RebeccaParker_ RT @probablydrunk: *BOWS, CURTIES, AND DEMANDS FLOWERS AND HOOKERS* #twitpanto 14:51:16
rec53 Encore, encore #twitpanto 14:51:17
JayneHowarth hands hurt from clapping *stops* #twitpanto 14:51:21
pdavenne Mooooooooo! * applause* #twitpanto 14:51:23
robmacpherson just got to #twitpanto and it's finished. I demand full refund. 14:51:34
tenbus_uk @twitpanto Wonderful #twitpanto - I'm *meant* to be working from home today - #youarenothelping 14:51:39
garethhector #twitpanto Where was the Hoff and that camp dancer guy? Oh, wrong one.. 14:51:46
EvaPalazzetti Great #Twitpanto everyone! *clapping* 14:51:49
EnglishFolkfan Flings remaining sweeties in the general direction of the stage and heads off to the Bar #twitpanto 14:52:04
NaomiGreen Whoooooo, Whooooo brilliant #twitpanto 14:52:18
peteashton Congrats to @bounder on another great #twitpanto. I had my doubts but it was marvelous. Relive it at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ 14:52:19
Kfyra #twitpanto @benjiw *furious applause!* 14:52:22
Joyouscomms@Joyouscomms: *puts head in hands again* OH MAN... the old ones are the best #twitprentice#TWITPANTO *hits self in head* 14:52:43
JayneHowarth *rseums clapping again in case audience think I'm being miserable* #twitpanto 14:52:53
tobynutter *whistles at princess* #twitpanto 14:52:55
parboo I am feeling very proud of my brummie chums #twitpanto #thingsImissaboutbrum Huge thanks to @bounder - genius, as ever 14:52:56
ATTA_grrl A standing ova-tion for the chicken @swearynews #twitpanto 14:52:57
jarrodwilliams And as if on q, the ticker tape snow begins to fall #twitpanto 14:52:57
Joyouscomms@Joyouscomms: *lets it all go & stands to her feet* WOOP WOOP WOOP!!! *claps*” #twitPANTO 14:52:57
Kfyra #twitpanto *chants* Encore! Encore! 14:53:03
carolinebeavon #twitpanto was jolly good fun, what ho! All back to mine for tea and crumpets? 14:53:07
paul4july Massive ovation for #twitpanto. Had to dip in and out, but it was brilliant. 14:53:11
Joyouscomms@Joyouscomms: Arrrrggh - NOOO had a call - came back and its OVER *cries* #twitprentice#twitPANTO 14:53:18
Kfyra #twitpanto - @Bounder, you are a wonder! 14:53:25
mankeedoodol RT @Joyouscomms: “@Joyouscomms: Arrrrggh - NOOO had a call - came back and its OVER *cries* #twitprentice#twitPANTO 14:53:46
Joyouscomms RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto - @Bounder, you are a wonder! 14:53:47
EvaPalazzetti RT @benjiw: Bravo to @bounder on a cracking script for #twitpanto. The man is a genius! 14:53:53
TomSprints @thebeardyman No, I really, truly honestly, cross my heart and hope to die, am Spartacus! #twitpanto 14:54:12
garethhector #twitpanto @Bounder Were you the dog in Neighbours? Oh, Bouncer... 14:54:18
catnip Well done to @bounder who was up most of last night finishing #twitpanto. I haz a proud :) 14:54:33
Katkin5 Leaves feeling sick, too many revels during performance #twitpanto 14:54:37
EnglishFolkfan Barpersonage A round for the cast and refill the audiences glasses Everyone raise your glasses to" a magnificent #twitpanto " 14:54:38
Kfyra #twitpanto - all right then. Whose up for a drink? 14:55:15
amticketyboo I don't believe it. I rushed out at 12 to be back in time for #twitpanto at 2, but only just got back in as it was ending. : ( 14:55:24
garethhector #twitpanto When's the next one!? 14:55:33
ShivHarrison #twitpanto hurrah. *clap, clap* well done to all 14:55:46
iskandarv Many thanks to the ushers who saw us to our seats with their torches and hired out opera glasses with aplomb #twitpanto 14:55:51
Katkin5 I'm off to pull the back end of the cow... #twitpanto 14:56:05
simonwheatley RT @catnip: Well done to @bounder who was up most of last night finishing #twitpanto. I haz a proud :) 14:56:10
adam_stewart Well done! Hurrah! Bravo :D #twitpanto 14:56:11
kazthomas Well done #Twitpanto for a another great show! *clap clap* 14:56:27
EnglishFolkfan EvaPalazzetti @Kfyra your drinks are on theTheatre Bar #twitpanto 14:56:35
Kfyra #twitpanto @EvaPalazzetti @BigHeadZach @Lumilyon - c'mon then, I'm buying. We'll pick up @FrozenGlitter on the way. 14:56:36
francisliem RT @daniel_julia: let it snow !! ♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ✽ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  ❄ ✽ * ❄ * ❄ ✽ * ❄* ✽ ❄ ✽  * ❄♩♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ #twitpanto 14:56:49
GeoShore RT @peteashton: Congrats to @bounder on another great #twitpanto. I had my doubts but it was marvelous. Relive it at http://beanstalk.tw ... 14:56:51
EvaPalazzetti RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:56:59
Kfyra #twitpanto -@EvaPalazzetti @BigHeadZach @Lumilyon Anyone know where the cast party is? We might get autographs. 14:57:03
paul4july Presumably we can go back and enjoy what we missed by using the #twitpanto tag? 14:57:05
JayneHowarth is it my round? *scarpers* #twitpanto 14:57:11
iskandarv RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:57:15
ATTA_grrl RT @swearynews: Big thanks @ATTA_grrl #twitpanto A back-stage pass for you... 14:57:16
EnglishFolkfan Quick round to the stage door for a flashmob ~ #twitpanto 14:57:33
paul4july RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:57:34
tobynutter @mandyrose1 ooh, I'm up for a Mass! #twitpanto 14:57:34
thebeardyman I suppose I should be getting back to work now #twitpanto 14:57:34
Katkin5 Oh arse... it's snowing out here. Heads back to bar #twitpanto 14:58:00
iskandarv @thebeardyman Yeah me too - not too much SQL got written while that was happening #twitpanto 14:58:10
julesthejourno RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:58:12
KashwithaK #twitpanto I don't know what's happening...or am I being stupid? 14:58:24
jarrodwilliams #twitpanto has now put me behind on work... sigh 14:58:26
EnglishFolkfan stamps feet in freezing cold whist awaiting the cast to emerge form stage door ~ #twitpanto 14:58:48
adam_stewart RT @getgood: Bravo to @bounder for awesome script *claps* #twitpanto 14:59:24
KashwithaK #twitpanto oh has the show finished? 14:59:48
mannyc RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 14:59:52
lumilyon at the back of Rackhams #Oldbrummiejoke RT @Kfyra: #twitpanto -@EvaPalazzetti @BigHeadZach @Lumilyon Anyone know where the cast party is? 15:00:14
mrs_eddieizzard RT @peteashton: Congrats to @bounder on another great #twitpanto. I had my doubts but it was marvelous. Relive it at http://beanstalk.tw ... 15:00:15
createdinbrum RT @gavinwray RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 15:00:30
BhamLibrarian @BhamBusiness WHY? You could have been watching the #twitpanto I'm going to have to get you to explain some of the jokes to me anyway... 15:00:51
catnip RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 15:01:56
EnglishFolkfan Huzzah Huzzah Huzzah @twitpanto If you want to see it again go to http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently. #twitpanto 15:02:12
TomSprints @karmadillo Yers, get yer frock off, kid, and I'll find yer something to get yer tonsils 'round (Adult, opt-in scene ensues) #twitpanto 15:02:16
adam_stewart RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 15:02:24
timtfj I have to say, http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ is very nicely done even though I missed most of #twitpanto 15:02:34
JayneHowarth RT @mannyc: RT @twitpanto: You will be able to relive the whole damn thing here at http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ presently #twitpanto 15:03:32
heidigoseek Great job to #twitpanto *clap* *clap* *clap* 15:03:33
tenbus_uk What #mademesmile today was discovering the wonderful #twitpanto http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ - wonderful 15:03:57
pdavenne @cataspanglish @MargaOjeda alguien por aquí ya propone un #twitpanto acastizado 15:04:59
pigsonthewing #twitpanto Has it started, yet? *turns over, dozes off again* 15:05:48
Naaaade I ♥ the chickens!, awesome spectacular! #twitpanto x x x x 15:05:49
MargaOjeda @cataspanglish .. ha sido genial.... increible #twitpanto 15:09:15
mattbuck_hack :) @parboo Thought #twitpanto excellent this year. Credit to writer(s), performers and crowd 15:10:14
_RebeccaParker_ Yay! #twitpanto is now trending!!! 15:14:25
ATTA_grrl My first #twitpanto experience and I'm feeling full of festive cheer from it.. Birmingham tweeters have the best sense of word play ♥ 15:14:24
GeoShore RT @ATTA_grrl: My first #twitpanto experience and I'm feeling full of festive cheer from it.. Birmingham tweeters have the best sense of ... 15:15:01
ATTA_grrl If you missed the #twitpanto just head here http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk and scroll to Act I Scene I, it's well worth it! 15:15:41
JasmineLuvsYuh I never knew we could have a #twitpanto 15:16:45
Kfyra HOW can I get myself interested in work now? #twitpanto *sadly switches mode from Twitter to bureaucracy* #buzzkilled 15:18:43
Midge_UK I missed #TwitPanto (is it on iPlayer?) WhoDunnit? 15:22:56
ainhoaeus Me ha gustado mucho #twitpanto yo me apunto :) RT @MargaOjeda: @anafmora ¡Genial! ¿tal vez @ainhoaeus se apunte a #twitpicaresca? :-) 15:23:57
ATTA_grrl Hold fire, only the last 100 tweets showing at mo, but they'll sort it soon so you can read all http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk #twitpanto 15:28:24
editorialgirl @family_jules @mazzawoo :-D Oh, Jules, Jules, Jules. (Psst... it was the #twitpanto! http://beanstalk.twitpanto.co.uk/ ) 15:33:30
ATTA_grrl RT: @graphiquillan *crosses legs* *jiggles about* Gawwwd, I'm dying for a Wiki #twitpanto 15:41:37

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Theatricalia

Twitpanto 2010 was a panto on Twitter, that took place on the 20th of December 2010, at 2pm GMT. To replay the panto, use the controls below.

Twitpanto 2009, “Robin Hood, men in twights (ouch)”, is also available.

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Written & directed by Jon Bounds · Set design & construction by Matthew Somerville of Theatricalia